Free Legal Advice

It’s high time you
faced your accusers,
even if you’ve only
imagined them.

One way or another
you believe
you are being
examined and judged,
before a jury of
your peers.

What are the charges?
Count 1:
A real man would be
outdoors, hammering,
not sitting on the couch
with a pen and
a composition book.

Or is it something
much worse, like
Failure to Master the
Mechanical Arts,
because you were reading
“Catcher In The Rye”
when your dad was
changing the oil in
the Electra 225?

Here’s some free
legal advice:
Stand up, right now,
turn and face
the jury.

Plead guilty,
pick up your
composition book, and
walk out of the courtroom.

It turns out you’re
free to go.
They can’t hold you.
I don’t care what
you were told.