{"id":950,"date":"2021-07-02T13:06:06","date_gmt":"2021-07-02T20:06:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/?p=950"},"modified":"2025-07-17T14:40:19","modified_gmt":"2025-07-17T21:40:19","slug":"what-would-jeebus-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/2021\/07\/02\/what-would-jeebus-do\/","title":{"rendered":"What Would Jeebus Do?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>
\n <\/p>\n

What Would Jeebus Do?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Years back,
\nin a peccadillo
\nof whimsey,
\nI asked my
\nnephew, Mark,
\nto wield his
\nNeedle of Beauty
\nand scribe
\n\u201cWhat Would
\nJeebus Do?\u201d
\non the canvas of
\nmy forearm.<\/p>\n

I meant no
\ndisrespect
\nto the One
\nwho thought
\na grand debut
\nwould be to
\nget this party
\nstarted
\nwith some
\nWater Into Wine.<\/p>\n

So, when I
\nwondered,
\nthis morning,
\nif I had overstepped
\nmy bounds,<\/p>\n

I swear
\nI heard Him say,<\/p>\n

\u201cOh, c\u2019mon Steve!
\nYou know
\nhow much
\nI love
\na little joke
\nbetween
\nfriends.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

  What Would Jeebus Do? Years back, in a peccadillo of whimsey, I asked my nephew, Mark, to wield his Needle of Beauty and scribe \u201cWhat Would Jeebus Do?\u201d on the canvas of my forearm. I meant no disrespect to the One who thought a grand debut would be to get this party started with […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t