{"id":950,"date":"2021-07-02T13:06:06","date_gmt":"2021-07-02T20:06:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/?p=950"},"modified":"2025-07-17T14:40:19","modified_gmt":"2025-07-17T21:40:19","slug":"what-would-jeebus-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/2021\/07\/02\/what-would-jeebus-do\/","title":{"rendered":"What Would Jeebus Do?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/WWJD-Tattoo-copy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/WWJD-Tattoo-copy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"413\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-951\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/WWJD-Tattoo-copy.jpg 550w, https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/WWJD-Tattoo-copy-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>What Would Jeebus Do?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Years back,<br \/>\nin a peccadillo<br \/>\nof whimsey,<br \/>\nI asked my<br \/>\nnephew, Mark,<br \/>\nto wield his<br \/>\nNeedle of Beauty<br \/>\nand scribe<br \/>\n\u201cWhat Would<br \/>\nJeebus Do?\u201d<br \/>\non the canvas of<br \/>\nmy forearm.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">I meant no<br \/>\ndisrespect<br \/>\nto the One<br \/>\nwho thought<br \/>\na grand debut<br \/>\nwould be to<br \/>\nget this party<br \/>\nstarted<br \/>\nwith some<br \/>\nWater Into Wine.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">So, when I<br \/>\nwondered,<br \/>\nthis morning,<br \/>\nif I had overstepped<br \/>\nmy bounds,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">I swear<br \/>\nI heard Him say,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">\u201cOh, c\u2019mon Steve!<br \/>\nYou know<br \/>\nhow much<br \/>\nI love<br \/>\na little joke<br \/>\nbetween<br \/>\nfriends.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; What Would Jeebus Do? Years back, in a peccadillo of whimsey, I asked my nephew, Mark, to wield his Needle of Beauty and scribe \u201cWhat Would Jeebus Do?\u201d on the canvas of my forearm. I meant no disrespect to the One who thought a grand debut would be to get this party started with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=950"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3899,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950\/revisions\/3899"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}