{"id":881,"date":"2021-06-22T09:25:03","date_gmt":"2021-06-22T16:25:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/?p=881"},"modified":"2021-06-22T09:56:44","modified_gmt":"2021-06-22T16:56:44","slug":"identity-theft","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/2021\/06\/22\/identity-theft\/","title":{"rendered":"Identity Theft"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Screen-Shot-2021-06-22-at-8.52.02-AM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Screen-Shot-2021-06-22-at-8.52.02-AM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"421\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-902\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Screen-Shot-2021-06-22-at-8.52.02-AM.png 550w, https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Screen-Shot-2021-06-22-at-8.52.02-AM-300x230.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>Identity Theft<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">There is<br \/>\nan identity theft<br \/>\nthat doesn\u2019t threaten<br \/>\nyour credit rating<br \/>\nor reveal your<br \/>\nSocial Security<br \/>\nnumber to the<br \/>\nwarlocks of the<br \/>\nUnderworld.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">It\u2019s far worse.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">It\u2019s when you<br \/>\nbelieve that you<br \/>\nbegin and end<br \/>\nwith your<br \/>\nbirth and death,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">a blip on the<br \/>\noscilloscope<br \/>\nof eternity,<br \/>\na chart that<br \/>\nmeasures your<br \/>\nshortcomings<br \/>\nagainst some<br \/>\nstandard range of<br \/>\nexpectations for<br \/>\npeople of your<br \/>\nheight and weight<br \/>\nand advancing age.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">I suggest you<br \/>\nchange your<br \/>\npassword<br \/>\nfrom DateOfBirth<br \/>\nto TheDivineMe,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">and regain access<br \/>\nto mornings that<br \/>\nbegin with<br \/>\nsomething delicious<br \/>\ndancing in your<br \/>\nviscera,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">something that<br \/>\ntranscends<br \/>\nyour broken<br \/>\nTo Do List,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">something that&#8217;s<br \/>\nmore You<br \/>\nthan what\u2019s trapped<br \/>\nin your mirror.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">All you<br \/>\nhave to do is<br \/>\nstop stealing<br \/>\nYourself.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><em>(Photo by Bermix Studio, UnSplash)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Identity Theft There is an identity theft that doesn\u2019t threaten your credit rating or reveal your Social Security number to the warlocks of the Underworld. It\u2019s far worse. It\u2019s when you believe that you begin and end with your birth and death, a blip on the oscilloscope of eternity, a chart that measures your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-881","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/881","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=881"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/881\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":905,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/881\/revisions\/905"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}