{"id":854,"date":"2021-06-04T09:30:32","date_gmt":"2021-06-04T16:30:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/?p=854"},"modified":"2021-06-04T09:31:25","modified_gmt":"2021-06-04T16:31:25","slug":"tourist-traps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/2021\/06\/04\/tourist-traps\/","title":{"rendered":"Tourist Traps"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Screen-Shot-2021-06-04-at-8.54.32-AM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Screen-Shot-2021-06-04-at-8.54.32-AM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"468\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-855\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Screen-Shot-2021-06-04-at-8.54.32-AM.png 550w, https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Screen-Shot-2021-06-04-at-8.54.32-AM-300x255.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>Tourist Traps<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">If you find yourself<br \/>\nstranded<br \/>\nin the State of<br \/>\nCause-and-Effect and<br \/>\nWhat You See Is<br \/>\nWhat You Get,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">remember that<br \/>\nyour Country of<br \/>\nOrigin is<br \/>\nThe Mystery,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">where such<br \/>\nantiquated notions<br \/>\nare seen as<br \/>\ntourist traps, like<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">The World\u2019s Biggest<br \/>\nCheese or<br \/>\nCome See the<br \/>\nPetrified Doughnut.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">When you\u2019re from<br \/>\nThe Mystery,<br \/>\nyou\u2019re never truly<br \/>\nstranded.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Have a laugh<br \/>\nat the Doughnut,<br \/>\ntake some photos,<br \/>\nthen<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">turn the key<br \/>\nin the ignition.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">As soon as you<br \/>\nremember where<br \/>\nyou\u2019re from,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">the car will<br \/>\nstart again.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><em>(Photo by Roberto Nickson, UnSplash.com)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Tourist Traps If you find yourself stranded in the State of Cause-and-Effect and What You See Is What You Get, remember that your Country of Origin is The Mystery, where such antiquated notions are seen as tourist traps, like The World\u2019s Biggest Cheese or Come See the Petrified Doughnut. When you\u2019re from The Mystery, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-854","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/854","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=854"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/854\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":856,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/854\/revisions\/856"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}