{"id":770,"date":"2021-05-21T14:03:49","date_gmt":"2021-05-21T21:03:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/?p=770"},"modified":"2021-05-21T21:52:50","modified_gmt":"2021-05-22T04:52:50","slug":"free-legal-advice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/2021\/05\/21\/free-legal-advice\/","title":{"rendered":"Free Legal Advice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/je1503_srl-jury-trial.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/je1503_srl-jury-trial.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"275\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-771\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/je1503_srl-jury-trial.jpg 550w, https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/je1503_srl-jury-trial-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>Free Legal Advice<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">It\u2019s high time you<br \/>\nfaced your accusers,<br \/>\neven if you\u2019ve only<br \/>\nimagined them.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">One way or another<br \/>\nyou believe<br \/>\nyou are being<br \/>\nexamined and judged,<br \/>\nbefore a jury of<br \/>\nyour peers.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">What are the charges?<br \/>\nCount 1:<br \/>\nA real man would be<br \/>\noutdoors, hammering,<br \/>\nnot sitting on the couch<br \/>\nwith a pen and<br \/>\na composition book.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Or is it something<br \/>\nmuch worse, like<br \/>\nFailure to Master the<br \/>\nMechanical Arts,<br \/>\nbecause you were reading<br \/>\n\u201cCatcher In The Rye\u201d<br \/>\nwhen your dad was<br \/>\nchanging the oil in<br \/>\nthe Electra 225?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Here\u2019s some free<br \/>\nlegal advice:<br \/>\nStand up, right now,<br \/>\nturn and face<br \/>\nthe jury.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Plead guilty,<br \/>\npick up your<br \/>\ncomposition book, and<br \/>\nwalk out of the courtroom.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">It turns out you\u2019re<br \/>\nfree to go.<br \/>\nThey can\u2019t hold you.<br \/>\nI don\u2019t care what<br \/>\nyou were told.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Free Legal Advice It\u2019s high time you faced your accusers, even if you\u2019ve only imagined them. One way or another you believe you are being examined and judged, before a jury of your peers. What are the charges? Count 1: A real man would be outdoors, hammering, not sitting on the couch with a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=770"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":774,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770\/revisions\/774"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}