{"id":760,"date":"2021-05-18T10:13:02","date_gmt":"2021-05-18T17:13:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/?p=760"},"modified":"2021-05-18T10:15:03","modified_gmt":"2021-05-18T17:15:03","slug":"measuring-devices","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/2021\/05\/18\/measuring-devices\/","title":{"rendered":"Measuring Devices"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Denis-Agati-Photo.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Denis-Agati-Photo.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"364\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-761\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Denis-Agati-Photo.png 550w, https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Denis-Agati-Photo-300x199.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>Measuring Devices<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">When you measure<br \/>\nyour Self,<br \/>\nwhat sort of device<br \/>\ndo you use?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">A mirror?<br \/>\nYou\u2019re joking, right?<br \/>\nThat\u2019s like measuring<br \/>\nthe speed of light<br \/>\nwith a random<br \/>\nbit of string<br \/>\nyou found in<br \/>\nyour pocket.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Your To Do List?<br \/>\nYour Tax Return?<br \/>\nYour 5-Year Plan?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">For God\u2019s sake<br \/>\nI hope it\u2019s not<br \/>\nsomeone else\u2019s<br \/>\nInstagram.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Think of the<br \/>\nlast time you<br \/>\nlaughed yourself<br \/>\nbreathless.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Now use that<br \/>\nto measure<br \/>\nthe silliness<br \/>\nof measuring<br \/>\nyour Self.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><em>(Photo by Denis Agati, UnSplash.com)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Measuring Devices When you measure your Self, what sort of device do you use? A mirror? You\u2019re joking, right? That\u2019s like measuring the speed of light with a random bit of string you found in your pocket. Your To Do List? Your Tax Return? Your 5-Year Plan? For God\u2019s sake I hope it\u2019s not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=760"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":764,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760\/revisions\/764"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}