{"id":688,"date":"2021-04-29T11:22:42","date_gmt":"2021-04-29T18:22:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/?p=688"},"modified":"2021-04-29T12:07:36","modified_gmt":"2021-04-29T19:07:36","slug":"the-perfect-alibi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/2021\/04\/29\/the-perfect-alibi\/","title":{"rendered":"The Perfect Alibi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/Screen-Shot-2021-04-29-at-11.06.48-AM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/Screen-Shot-2021-04-29-at-11.06.48-AM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"448\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-689\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/Screen-Shot-2021-04-29-at-11.06.48-AM.png 550w, https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/Screen-Shot-2021-04-29-at-11.06.48-AM-300x244.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>The Perfect Alibi<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Try this<br \/>\nin the early morning<br \/>\ndarkness,<br \/>\nwhen the accusers<br \/>\nat the edge<br \/>\nof wakefulness<br \/>\nhave turned on you<br \/>\nwith warrants<br \/>\nfor your arrest<br \/>\non charges ranging from<br \/>\nFirst Degree Malfeasance to<br \/>\nFailure To Love and Be Loved,<br \/>\nmaximum penalty<br \/>\nLife In Prison:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Calm yourself.<br \/>\nTake a deep breath.<br \/>\nYou have the perfect alibi:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">The dates on their warrants<br \/>\nare Yesterday.<br \/>\nTell them<br \/>\nthis is Today.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><em>(Photo by Ava Sol, unsplash.com)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; The Perfect Alibi Try this in the early morning darkness, when the accusers at the edge of wakefulness have turned on you with warrants for your arrest on charges ranging from First Degree Malfeasance to Failure To Love and Be Loved, maximum penalty Life In Prison: Calm yourself. Take a deep breath. You have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=688"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/688\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":693,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/688\/revisions\/693"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}