{"id":567,"date":"2021-03-28T11:38:40","date_gmt":"2021-03-28T18:38:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/?p=567"},"modified":"2021-03-28T11:38:40","modified_gmt":"2021-03-28T18:38:40","slug":"my-epiphany","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/2021\/03\/28\/my-epiphany\/","title":{"rendered":"My Epiphany"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Screen-Shot-2021-03-28-at-11.13.19-AM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"432\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-569\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Screen-Shot-2021-03-28-at-11.13.19-AM.png 550w, https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Screen-Shot-2021-03-28-at-11.13.19-AM-300x236.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>My Epiphany<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">I realize<br \/>\nI have my holy days<br \/>\nmixed up,<br \/>\nbut I\u2019m going with<br \/>\nmy \u201cEpiphany\u201d today<br \/>\nanyway.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">I realize<br \/>\nthe \u201cborn with<br \/>\nsinful nature\u201d<br \/>\nappended to my<br \/>\nbirth certificate<br \/>\nwas a type o\u2019<br \/>\ngraphic error.<br \/>\nIt was supposed to read<br \/>\n\u201cis in full nature<br \/>\na creature formed<br \/>\nby adoring love, just<br \/>\nlike every creature.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">I realize<br \/>\nthe error of<br \/>\nmy ways<br \/>\nand want to<br \/>\nspend my days remaining<br \/>\nlaughing about<br \/>\nthat typo<br \/>\nand doing a complete<br \/>\nrewrite<br \/>\nthat will make<br \/>\nthe Creator<br \/>\nopen Her mouth<br \/>\nand say<br \/>\n\u201cNow we\u2019re talkin\u2019!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; My Epiphany I realize I have my holy days mixed up, but I\u2019m going with my \u201cEpiphany\u201d today anyway. I realize the \u201cborn with sinful nature\u201d appended to my birth certificate was a type o\u2019 graphic error. It was supposed to read \u201cis in full nature a creature formed by adoring love, just like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=567"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":570,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions\/570"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}