{"id":550,"date":"2021-03-18T10:45:08","date_gmt":"2021-03-18T17:45:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/?p=550"},"modified":"2021-03-28T11:42:20","modified_gmt":"2021-03-28T18:42:20","slug":"im-working-on-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/2021\/03\/18\/im-working-on-it\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Working On It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/unnamed.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"550\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-551\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/unnamed.jpg 550w, https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/unnamed-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/unnamed-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>I\u2019m Working On It<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">There is a parallel universe<br \/>\nyou can enter<br \/>\nwhere your<br \/>\nProtestant Work Ethic<br \/>\nis treated<br \/>\nby a team of<br \/>\nskilled caregivers:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Children,<br \/>\nperhaps your own,<br \/>\nor your grandchildren.<br \/>\nThe same ones Jesus said<br \/>\nwould show you how to<br \/>\nget into the Kingdom.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Unless you\u2019re<br \/>\ntoo busy.<br \/>\nOr easily offended<br \/>\nwhen they laugh<br \/>\nabout your disbelief<br \/>\nin imaginary friends,<br \/>\nor your ignorance<br \/>\nof Magic,<br \/>\nor your failure<br \/>\nto work on<br \/>\na play ethic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; I\u2019m Working On It There is a parallel universe you can enter where your Protestant Work Ethic is treated by a team of skilled caregivers: Children, perhaps your own, or your grandchildren. The same ones Jesus said would show you how to get into the Kingdom. Unless you\u2019re too busy. Or easily offended when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/550","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=550"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":553,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/550\/revisions\/553"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}