{"id":539,"date":"2021-03-14T15:26:40","date_gmt":"2021-03-14T22:26:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/?p=539"},"modified":"2021-04-28T08:10:38","modified_gmt":"2021-04-28T15:10:38","slug":"weirdos-like-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/2021\/03\/14\/weirdos-like-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Weirdos Like You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Fog-1111-1024x658-copy.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"353\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-540\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Fog-1111-1024x658-copy.jpeg 550w, https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Fog-1111-1024x658-copy-300x193.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>Weirdos Like You<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">The entrance is<br \/>\na portal to<br \/>\na Mystery<br \/>\nwrapped in a fog cape.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">But it\u2019s a<br \/>\nReal Place.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Someone got in and<br \/>\nfound<br \/>\nthe first riffs to<br \/>\nthat song you love.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Another daydreamed<br \/>\ntheir way in,<br \/>\nmade some notes, and<br \/>\nwrote that book you\u2019re reading<br \/>\nfor the seventh time.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Someone else went in<br \/>\nempty-handed<br \/>\nand came out with<br \/>\nThe Best Movie<br \/>\nYou\u2019ve Ever Seen.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Do you think<br \/>\nonly a handful of<br \/>\nChosen Ones<br \/>\ncan find<br \/>\nThe Secret Portal?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Weirdos like you<br \/>\nget in<br \/>\nall the time.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s possible to<br \/>\nlive in there<br \/>\nfor days.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">But there\u2019s this guy<br \/>\nnear the entrance<br \/>\nwearing a nametag<br \/>\nthat says:<br \/>\n\u201cGet Real.\u201d<br \/>\nHe\u2019s handing out<br \/>\nfree maps.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Ignore him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Weirdos Like You The entrance is a portal to a Mystery wrapped in a fog cape. But it\u2019s a Real Place. Someone got in and found the first riffs to that song you love. Another daydreamed their way in, made some notes, and wrote that book you\u2019re reading for the seventh time. Someone else [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=539"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":686,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539\/revisions\/686"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}