{"id":4518,"date":"2026-04-12T07:14:49","date_gmt":"2026-04-12T14:14:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/?p=4518"},"modified":"2026-04-12T07:17:01","modified_gmt":"2026-04-12T14:17:01","slug":"you-know-that-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/2026\/04\/12\/you-know-that-party\/","title":{"rendered":"You Know That Party?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/photo-1623794106356-9d594eb9204b.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/photo-1623794106356-9d594eb9204b.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"367\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4520\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/photo-1623794106356-9d594eb9204b.jpg 550w, https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/photo-1623794106356-9d594eb9204b-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>You Know That Party?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">You Know That Party<br \/>\nYou\u2019re Going To . . .<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Amazing!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">\u2018Cause Usually You<br \/>\nLight a Match<br \/>\nto Those Invitations,<br \/>\nChoosing, Instead, to<br \/>\nBe At Home, Reading<br \/>\nThat Tom Robbins Novel<br \/>\nor Watching Adam Sandler In<br \/>\n\u201cPunch-Drunk Love\u201d<br \/>\nfor the Fifth Time.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">You Know That Party<br \/>\nYou\u2019re Going To . . .<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Amazing!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">\u2018Cause Usually You<br \/>\nToss Those Invitations,<br \/>\nChoosing, Instead, To<br \/>\nSit on the Couch and Stew<br \/>\nAbout that Leaky Faucet<br \/>\nand the Unmowed Lawn<br \/>\nand the Car You\u2019re<br \/>\nToo Damn Lazy to Wash.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">You Know That Party<br \/>\nYou\u2019re Going To . . .<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Amazing!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Your Friends Will Be There,<br \/>\nSomeone Will<br \/>\nTurn Up the Music<br \/>\nTill Even You<br \/>\nPretend You<br \/>\nKnow How To Dance.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">But Here\u2019s the Best Part:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">You Know the One<br \/>\nSome Call God,<br \/>\nBut You Call The Maker?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">The Maker<br \/>\nWants To Be Your Date<br \/>\nat That Party.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">The Maker<br \/>\nLoves Parties.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">The Maker<br \/>\nWants To Go With You<br \/>\nto That Party.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">No, Wait . . .<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">The Maker<br \/>\nWants To Go<br \/>\nAS<br \/>\nYou.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; You Know That Party? You Know That Party You\u2019re Going To . . . Amazing! \u2018Cause Usually You Light a Match to Those Invitations, Choosing, Instead, to Be At Home, Reading That Tom Robbins Novel or Watching Adam Sandler In \u201cPunch-Drunk Love\u201d for the Fifth Time. You Know That Party You\u2019re Going To . 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