{"id":4130,"date":"2026-01-09T15:19:20","date_gmt":"2026-01-09T23:19:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/?p=4130"},"modified":"2026-01-10T04:36:09","modified_gmt":"2026-01-10T12:36:09","slug":"metaphor-maintenance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/2026\/01\/09\/metaphor-maintenance\/","title":{"rendered":"Metaphor Maintenance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/getty-images-jOPvFX3qfw4-unsplash.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/getty-images-jOPvFX3qfw4-unsplash.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"367\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4131\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/getty-images-jOPvFX3qfw4-unsplash.jpg 550w, https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/getty-images-jOPvFX3qfw4-unsplash-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>Metaphor Maintenance<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">It May Be Time<br \/>\nto Tuneup Your<br \/>\nMetaphors,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Or even Toss<br \/>\na Few of Them.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Let\u2019s Start with<br \/>\nThe Top Shelf,<br \/>\nMetaphorically Speaking:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">If You\u2019re a Believer<br \/>\nin Such Things,<br \/>\nWhat Is<br \/>\nThe Kingdom of Heaven<br \/>\nLike?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">(It Is Reported that<br \/>\nJesus was a Fan of<br \/>\nSuch Inquiries.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">First, Is It Truly<br \/>\nLike a Kingdom,<br \/>\nwith Royalty and<br \/>\nKneeling and Bowing?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Or Maybe It\u2019s Like<br \/>\na Theocracy,<br \/>\nwith Laws and Obedience and<br \/>\nConsequences for Disobedience.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Or Like a Religion,<br \/>\n(from the Latin, \u201creligare,\u201d<br \/>\nmeaning \u201cto bind,\u201d)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Or an Eternal Hierarchy,<br \/>\nwith Ascended Masters.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">But What If &#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">That Love Light that Is<br \/>\nDiffracted Into a Trillion Fractals,<br \/>\na Rainbow of Light Beings,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Is More Like<br \/>\na Family of Footloose Afficiandos<br \/>\nof the Affectionate Love Arts,<br \/>\nWho Love to Cover Fear<br \/>\nwith Murals of Kindness and<br \/>\nIts Kinfolk of Joy?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Goofy Uncles and Antic Aunties,<br \/>\nWho Grin and<br \/>\nPoke Each Other In the Ribs<br \/>\nWhen You Test Fly<br \/>\nOne of Your Wild Wonderings,<br \/>\nWho Rush to Embrace You<br \/>\nWhen You Stage<br \/>\nOne of Your Messy Meltdowns.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">What If the Hereafter,<br \/>\nWhen It Infiltrates<br \/>\nthe Here and Now,<br \/>\nIs More Like Your Family<br \/>\nOn Its Best Day<br \/>\nDream?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Metaphor Maintenance It May Be Time to Tuneup Your Metaphors, Or even Toss a Few of Them. Let\u2019s Start with The Top Shelf, Metaphorically Speaking: If You\u2019re a Believer in Such Things, What Is The Kingdom of Heaven Like? (It Is Reported that Jesus was a Fan of Such Inquiries.) First, Is It Truly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4130"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4135,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4130\/revisions\/4135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}