{"id":3941,"date":"2025-08-16T15:10:11","date_gmt":"2025-08-16T22:10:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/?p=3941"},"modified":"2025-08-16T15:10:11","modified_gmt":"2025-08-16T22:10:11","slug":"summa-cum-laude","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/2025\/08\/16\/summa-cum-laude\/","title":{"rendered":"Summa Cum Laude"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>
\n <\/p>\n

Summa Cum Laude<\/strong><\/p>\n

Perhaps You\u2019ll Allow Me to
\nFlash My Poetic License –
\nYou Have One Too –
\nand Ask You to Imagine
\nYou\u2019re the Offspring of
\nMichelangelo,<\/p>\n

Recently Birthed,
\nat Your Request, on
\nthe Campus of
\nEarth University.<\/p>\n

You\u2019ve Arrived Here from
\nThe Home of the Source of
\nCreation of All That Is,<\/p>\n

To Learn To Paint
\nYour Version of
\nThe Sistine Chapel Ceiling,
\nwith a Palette of
\na Million Shades of
\nLight and Love,
\nJoy and Laughter.<\/p>\n

But there\u2019s a Challenge.<\/p>\n

By Design –
\nYou Asked for It –<\/p>\n

The Canvas of
\nYour Sistine Ceiling
\nIs Made from
\nWeavings of Fear
\nIn All Its Dark Threads,<\/p>\n

A Challenge You
\nEmbrace,<\/p>\n

for the Thrill of
\nTranscendent
\nTransformation.<\/p>\n

But How Would You Feel
\nIf the Registrar
\nInformed You That
\nFailure To Pass
\nThe Final Exam
\nWill Cast You Into
\nDante\u2019s Inferno?<\/p>\n

What If
\nThe Truth Is<\/p>\n

You Can Enroll
\nfor as Many Semesters
\nAs You Please.<\/p>\n

No Hurry.<\/p>\n

Everyone Has
\nTheir Own Curriculum.<\/p>\n

And Everyone Has
\nAs Long as They Wish
\nTo Graduate
\nSumma Cum Laude.<\/p>\n

(Photo by Lorenzo Turroni; UnSplash)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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