{"id":3405,"date":"2024-11-08T09:14:00","date_gmt":"2024-11-08T17:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/?p=3405"},"modified":"2024-11-17T20:24:11","modified_gmt":"2024-11-18T04:24:11","slug":"show-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/2024\/11\/08\/show-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Show Time"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>
\n <\/p>\n

Show Time<\/strong><\/p>\n

Were You Taught,
\nas was I,
\nthat our Maker,
\naka God,
\nstarted a
\nFan Club,
\nmembership mandatory
\nfor You and Me,
\nin Order to
\nhave a
\nMailing Address
\nto Receive
\nall those
\nFan Letters
\nProclaiming
\nWorship and Obedience?<\/p>\n

Some of the Fan Clubs
\nInsist that
\nThe Penalties for
\nFailure to Be
\na Fan
\ninclude Death.<\/p>\n

What if
\nWe have It
\nBackwards?<\/p>\n

I\u2019m not Sure
\nWhy –
\nYou\u2019ll have to
\nAsk the Ones
\nWho Started
\nthe Fan Clubs.<\/p>\n

What If
\nThe Maker
\nBuilt a Theater,
\nwith a Cosmos
\nFilled with
\nCharacters,
\nIncluding
\nYou.<\/p>\n

What If
\nThe Maker Is
\nin the Front Row,
\nGiving You and
\nThe Rest of Us
\na Standing Ovation?<\/p>\n

Our Biggest Fan.<\/p>\n

Perhaps It\u2019s Time
\nto Put On
\na Better Show.<\/p>\n

(Photo by Getty Images; UnSplash+)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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