{"id":2750,"date":"2023-12-15T07:04:39","date_gmt":"2023-12-15T15:04:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/?p=2750"},"modified":"2023-12-15T07:17:11","modified_gmt":"2023-12-15T15:17:11","slug":"how-dare-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/2023\/12\/15\/how-dare-you\/","title":{"rendered":"How Dare You?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Screenshot-2023-12-15-at-6.38.24\u202fAM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Screenshot-2023-12-15-at-6.38.24\u202fAM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"364\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2751\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Screenshot-2023-12-15-at-6.38.24\u202fAM.png 550w, https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Screenshot-2023-12-15-at-6.38.24\u202fAM-300x199.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>How Dare You?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">How dare You<br \/>\ntell Your<br \/>\nincipient<br \/>\nClown<br \/>\nto sit down and<br \/>\nshut up,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">send Your<br \/>\nburgeoning<br \/>\nWeirdo<br \/>\nto Their<br \/>\nroom,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">ask Your<br \/>\nSerious Self<br \/>\nto open<br \/>\nthe Door<br \/>\nwhen there\u2019s a<br \/>\nKnock?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">As if<br \/>\nit isn\u2019t bad enough<br \/>\nthat You tie<br \/>\nthat useless<br \/>\nsatin noose<br \/>\naround<br \/>\nYour neck<br \/>\nevery day,<br \/>\ndraped over<br \/>\na garment<br \/>\ndrained of<br \/>\nany color<br \/>\nthat might<br \/>\nsuggest<br \/>\nYou\u2019re Anything<br \/>\nless than<br \/>\nSolid Substance.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Have You forgotten<br \/>\nthat there is<br \/>\nno Love<br \/>\nwithout Laughter?<br \/>\nNo Light<br \/>\nwithout Lollapalooza?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">That The Creator<br \/>\nis<br \/>\nRobin Williams<br \/>\nand<br \/>\nRichard Pryor<br \/>\nand<br \/>\nPhyllis Diller?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">and<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">They made You<br \/>\nto<br \/>\nLaugh<br \/>\nYour<br \/>\nAss<br \/>\nOff.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><em>(Photo by Hikkyo Ikan; UnSplash)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; How Dare You? How dare You tell Your incipient Clown to sit down and shut up, send Your burgeoning Weirdo to Their room, ask Your Serious Self to open the Door when there\u2019s a Knock? As if it isn\u2019t bad enough that You tie that useless satin noose around Your neck every day, draped [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2750","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2750"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2750\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2755,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2750\/revisions\/2755"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}