{"id":2657,"date":"2023-10-24T20:39:29","date_gmt":"2023-10-25T03:39:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/?p=2657"},"modified":"2023-10-24T20:40:22","modified_gmt":"2023-10-25T03:40:22","slug":"inexplicable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/2023\/10\/24\/inexplicable\/","title":{"rendered":"Inexplicable"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/gabe-pierce-htEGTleSCZk-unsplash.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/gabe-pierce-htEGTleSCZk-unsplash.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"367\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2658\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/gabe-pierce-htEGTleSCZk-unsplash.jpg 550w, https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/gabe-pierce-htEGTleSCZk-unsplash-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>Inexplicable<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">There are some<br \/>\nwild theories<br \/>\nabout the Creator,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">like the one where<br \/>\nthere is only<br \/>\nan inexplicable<br \/>\nBang,<br \/>\nwith a billion<br \/>\npermutations<br \/>\nuntil You<br \/>\nlatched on<br \/>\nto Your Mother\u2019s<br \/>\nbreast.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">But I\u2019ll tell You Mine,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">where the Creator<br \/>\nis like Your Mother<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">when You<br \/>\nwrote that poem<br \/>\nor<br \/>\nrescued that spider<br \/>\nor<br \/>\ntold that joke<br \/>\nthat made the principal<br \/>\nsmile<br \/>\nwhen You were<br \/>\nsent to her office<br \/>\nfor something<br \/>\nYou didn\u2019t do,<br \/>\nbut You couldn\u2019t<br \/>\nrat on<br \/>\nthe lonely boy<br \/>\nwho did.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">The Creator<br \/>\nsmiled too, and<br \/>\nloved You<br \/>\nas much as<br \/>\nYour Mother,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">and has since<br \/>\nthat inexplicable<br \/>\nBang.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><em>(Photo by Gabe Pierce; UnSplash)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Inexplicable There are some wild theories about the Creator, like the one where there is only an inexplicable Bang, with a billion permutations until You latched on to Your Mother\u2019s breast. But I\u2019ll tell You Mine, where the Creator is like Your Mother when You wrote that poem or rescued that spider or told [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2657","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2657","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2657"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2657\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2660,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2657\/revisions\/2660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}