{"id":2547,"date":"2023-09-06T11:00:06","date_gmt":"2023-09-06T18:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/?p=2547"},"modified":"2023-09-06T11:04:25","modified_gmt":"2023-09-06T18:04:25","slug":"jesus-likes-his-coffee-strong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/2023\/09\/06\/jesus-likes-his-coffee-strong\/","title":{"rendered":"Jesus Likes His Coffee Strong"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/jon-tyson-JP94StOO1P8-unsplash.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/jon-tyson-JP94StOO1P8-unsplash.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"413\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2548\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/jon-tyson-JP94StOO1P8-unsplash.jpg 550w, https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/jon-tyson-JP94StOO1P8-unsplash-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>Jesus Likes His Coffee Strong<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">I imagined Jesus<br \/>\nshowing up<br \/>\nat my front door,<br \/>\nexpecting to join me<br \/>\nfor a cup of coffee.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">He claims I<br \/>\ninvited him over,<br \/>\nbut I don\u2019t recall it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">So, I close the novel<br \/>\nI\u2019m reading &#8211;<br \/>\nhe notes the title and<br \/>\nsays, \u201cYeah,<br \/>\nthat\u2019s a good one,\u201d &#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">and I fill my \u2028second-favorite cup<br \/>\nand set it<br \/>\nin front of him,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">the one that says<br \/>\n\u201cLive like it\u2019s all<br \/>\nmade out of heaven.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Perfect.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">He grins and says,<br \/>\n\u201cIt is, you know,\u201d<br \/>\nand holds up a palm.<br \/>\nWe high five.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">I apologize for<br \/>\nhow strong I\u2019ve<br \/>\nmade the coffee,<br \/>\nbut he flashes<br \/>\nanother grin and says,<br \/>\n\u201cIt\u2019s made out of heaven.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">He seems to have<br \/>\na bit of something<br \/>\ncaught in his teeth,<br \/>\nbut I can\u2019t bear<br \/>\nto tell him.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">We talk politics &#8211;<br \/>\nhe insists even that<br \/>\nis covered by the<br \/>\nCoffee Cup Rule &#8211;<br \/>\nand I am<br \/>\nspeechless.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">We cover sports<br \/>\nand the weather<br \/>\nand movies and sex.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">If I get agitated he<br \/>\npoints to The Cup.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">After an hour or so<br \/>\nhe takes his leave.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">He gives me<br \/>\na shoulder hug and<br \/>\ncalls me \u201cBro\u201d and<br \/>\noff he goes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">I have a new<br \/>\nfavorite Coffee Cup.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><em>(Photo by Jon Tyson; UnSplash)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Jesus Likes His Coffee Strong I imagined Jesus showing up at my front door, expecting to join me for a cup of coffee. He claims I invited him over, but I don\u2019t recall it. So, I close the novel I\u2019m reading &#8211; he notes the title and says, \u201cYeah, that\u2019s a good one,\u201d &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2547"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2547\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2552,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2547\/revisions\/2552"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}