{"id":2318,"date":"2023-03-27T13:34:04","date_gmt":"2023-03-27T20:34:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/?p=2318"},"modified":"2023-03-27T13:34:04","modified_gmt":"2023-03-27T20:34:04","slug":"who-do-i-think-i-am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/2023\/03\/27\/who-do-i-think-i-am\/","title":{"rendered":"Who Do I Think I Am?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Screenshot-2023-03-27-at-12.57.28-PM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Screenshot-2023-03-27-at-12.57.28-PM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"373\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2319\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Screenshot-2023-03-27-at-12.57.28-PM.png 550w, https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Screenshot-2023-03-27-at-12.57.28-PM-300x203.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>Who Do I Think I Am?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">I was told<br \/>\nI can Be<br \/>\nWhoever<br \/>\nI Think<br \/>\nI Am.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">I thought,<br \/>\n\u201cI Am<br \/>\nseven-feet tall and<br \/>\nI can dunk<br \/>\na basketball<br \/>\nover LeBron James,<br \/>\nwith my back<br \/>\nto the basket.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">But I Am<br \/>\ndelusional.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">I thought,<br \/>\n\u201cI Am<br \/>\nmore handsome<br \/>\nthan<br \/>\nGeorge Clooney.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">But I Am<br \/>\nconfused, and<br \/>\nhave mistaken<br \/>\nmy computer screen<br \/>\nfor a mirror.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">I thought,<br \/>\n\u201cI can accumulate<br \/>\nmore cash than<br \/>\nElon Musk.<br \/>\nI Am<br \/>\na trillionaire.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">But I Am<br \/>\nbored by<br \/>\nTwitter.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Then,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">a Thought<br \/>\nbecame<br \/>\na Certainty.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">I know<br \/>\nI can<br \/>\nwrite<br \/>\na poem,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">because<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">I Am a Poet.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><em>(Photo by Brecht Deboosere; UnSplash)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Who Do I Think I Am? I was told I can Be Whoever I Think I Am. I thought, \u201cI Am seven-feet tall and I can dunk a basketball over LeBron James, with my back to the basket.\u201d But I Am delusional. I thought, \u201cI Am more handsome than George Clooney.\u201d But I Am [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2318"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2318\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2320,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2318\/revisions\/2320"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}