{"id":2221,"date":"2023-01-01T12:26:34","date_gmt":"2023-01-01T20:26:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/?p=2221"},"modified":"2023-01-01T12:26:34","modified_gmt":"2023-01-01T20:26:34","slug":"the-specifications-of-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/2023\/01\/01\/the-specifications-of-you\/","title":{"rendered":"The Specifications of You"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>
\n <\/p>\n

The Specifications of You<\/strong><\/p>\n

Are You still looking
\nfor the Specifications
\nfor The Perfect Human?<\/p>\n

Still imagining
\na distant Deity
\nwith The Specifications
\nhanging on the Wall
\nof Their Throne Room,
\nfor comparison
\npurposes,
\nwhen it\u2019s time
\nto make a record
\nof Your performance?<\/p>\n

Are You still combing
\nthe shelves of the
\nSelf-Help section at
\nWhat Have You Done With
\nYour Self
\nBookstore?<\/p>\n

Following
\n@YouCanDoBetter
\non Facebook?<\/p>\n

Have you crafted
\nyour New Year\u2019s
\nResolutions,
\ncopied word-for-word from
\nThe Specifications?<\/p>\n

What if
\nit turns out
\nthere are no
\nSpecifications,<\/p>\n

except the ones
\nformed by
\nFearmongers,
\nwritten above
\nthe forged signatures
\nof their
\nimpersonated
\nDeities?<\/p>\n

What if
\nthat photograph
\nof You
\ngrinning,
\nafter finding
\nthe perfect words
\nto tattoo on
\nyour inner arm,<\/p>\n

what if
\nthat photograph
\nof You
\ngrinning
\nhas all
\nThe Perfect Specifications
\nfor
\nYou?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

  The Specifications of You Are You still looking for the Specifications for The Perfect Human? Still imagining a distant Deity with The Specifications hanging on the Wall of Their Throne Room, for comparison purposes, when it\u2019s time to make a record of Your performance? Are You still combing the shelves of the Self-Help section […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2221"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2221\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2223,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2221\/revisions\/2223"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}