{"id":2202,"date":"2022-12-13T13:03:35","date_gmt":"2022-12-13T21:03:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/?p=2202"},"modified":"2022-12-13T13:03:35","modified_gmt":"2022-12-13T21:03:35","slug":"humoresque","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/2022\/12\/13\/humoresque\/","title":{"rendered":"Humoresque"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Screenshot-2022-12-13-at-12.37.25-PM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Screenshot-2022-12-13-at-12.37.25-PM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"436\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2203\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Screenshot-2022-12-13-at-12.37.25-PM.png 550w, https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Screenshot-2022-12-13-at-12.37.25-PM-300x238.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>Humoresque<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Do you understand<br \/>\nhow free you are?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">How determined<br \/>\nyour Maker is<br \/>\nto help you<br \/>\ndefend your freedom?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">How your Maker<br \/>\nexults in the Way<br \/>\nyou do This and<br \/>\nnot That?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Adores your quirky<br \/>\nlittle preferences and<br \/>\nodd choosings and<br \/>\nWeirdo ways?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Before you answer<br \/>\nthe doorbell and<br \/>\ninvite that one in,<br \/>\nwith his reversed<br \/>\nwhite collar,<br \/>\nclutching his<br \/>\nblack leatherbound<br \/>\ngoldleaf-lettered<br \/>\nRule Book,<br \/>\nlike it was actually<br \/>\nhand-scribed by<br \/>\nyour Maker,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">determine in<br \/>\nyour heart-of-hearts<br \/>\nthat you\u2019ll have some<br \/>\ndivinely demented<br \/>\nfun<br \/>\nshowing your new pal<br \/>\nhow delighted<br \/>\nyou are to have<br \/>\nan audience for<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">your Sermon<br \/>\non the Saintliness of<br \/>\nSurrendering to<br \/>\nthe Holiness of the<br \/>\nHeavenly Humoresque.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><em>(Photo from Universal Life Church)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Humoresque Do you understand how free you are? How determined your Maker is to help you defend your freedom? How your Maker exults in the Way you do This and not That? Adores your quirky little preferences and odd choosings and Weirdo ways? Before you answer the doorbell and invite that one in, with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2202"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2202\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2204,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2202\/revisions\/2204"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}