{"id":2109,"date":"2022-10-10T12:37:14","date_gmt":"2022-10-10T19:37:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/?p=2109"},"modified":"2022-10-10T12:37:52","modified_gmt":"2022-10-10T19:37:52","slug":"self-examination","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/2022\/10\/10\/self-examination\/","title":{"rendered":"Self-Examination"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>
\n <\/p>\n

Self-Examination<\/strong><\/p>\n

It\u2019s only been
\nten minutes
\nsince your last
\nself-examination,<\/p>\n

but I guess
\nyou can squeeze
\nYou into your
\nschedule at
\n5:30 a.m.
\nin your
\nexam room
\nthere on the
\nleft side of
\nthe bed.<\/p>\n

Starting at
\nthe top of
\nyour chart:<\/p>\n

Your habit of
\nmoving everything
\non your \u201cTo Do\u201d List
\nfrom \u201cToday\u201d to
\n\u201cTomorrow\u201d
\nremains
\nchronic
\nand
\nuntreated.<\/p>\n

Your diet of
\npop tarts and
\nDr. Pepper
\nis in need of
\nurgent review.<\/p>\n

Your productivity
\nnumbers
\nare still in
\nsingle digits.
\n(See \u201cTo Do\u201d List.)<\/p>\n

Walking to
\nthe kitchen
\nto refill your
\ncoffee cup
\nbetween chapters
\nisn\u2019t considered
\n\u201cExercise\u201d
\nuntil you\u2019re
\na few years
\nolder.<\/p>\n

We know
\nyou\u2019ll want to
\nbe back in the
\nexam room
\nat 5:45,
\nfor another
\nself-examination,<\/p>\n

but perhaps
\nwe can save you
\na trip:<\/p>\n

The Committee
\nof Angels
\nassigned to
\nattend you<\/p>\n

reports that
\nyou are
\nexactly
\nwho You
\nmeant to be.<\/p>\n

You\u2019re going
\nto live
\nforever.<\/p>\n

(Photo by Tatiana Rodriguez; UnSplash)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

  Self-Examination It\u2019s only been ten minutes since your last self-examination, but I guess you can squeeze You into your schedule at 5:30 a.m. in your exam room there on the left side of the bed. Starting at the top of your chart: Your habit of moving everything on your \u201cTo Do\u201d List from \u201cToday\u201d […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2109"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2112,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2109\/revisions\/2112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}