{"id":1731,"date":"2022-06-02T21:10:43","date_gmt":"2022-06-03T04:10:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/?p=1731"},"modified":"2022-06-02T21:12:10","modified_gmt":"2022-06-03T04:12:10","slug":"why-on-earth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/2022\/06\/02\/why-on-earth\/","title":{"rendered":"Why On Earth?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/andrew-seaman-ZwaqicZOAgc-unsplash.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/andrew-seaman-ZwaqicZOAgc-unsplash.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"364\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1732\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/andrew-seaman-ZwaqicZOAgc-unsplash.jpg 550w, https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/andrew-seaman-ZwaqicZOAgc-unsplash-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>Why On Earth?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">I do my best<br \/>\nto abstain from<br \/>\nthe ligatures<br \/>\nof Religion<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">when I choose<br \/>\nwhether to listen to<br \/>\nDavid Byrne or<br \/>\nThe Neville Brothers,<br \/>\nwhether to watch<br \/>\nmy favorite<br \/>\nBrit detective series or<br \/>\nthat George Carlin documentary,<br \/>\nwhether to make<br \/>\npizza or burritos tonight,<br \/>\nwhether to day trip<br \/>\nto hike Mt. Walker or<br \/>\nnight trip to<br \/>\nthe Spotted Cat,<br \/>\non Frenchmen Street,<br \/>\non a retreat to<br \/>\nNew Orleans.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">No priests or<br \/>\nholy books<br \/>\nare consulted when<br \/>\nI choose what fiction<br \/>\nI\u2019ll take with me to<br \/>\nBetter Living Through Coffee,<br \/>\nthe better to read my way<br \/>\ninto The Mystery.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Why on earth,<br \/>\nwhen The Mystery<br \/>\ntells the bouncer<br \/>\nto let me in,<br \/>\nwould I imagine<br \/>\nthe thing to do is<br \/>\nget Religion?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><em>(Photo by Andrew Seaman; UnSplash)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Why On Earth? I do my best to abstain from the ligatures of Religion when I choose whether to listen to David Byrne or The Neville Brothers, whether to watch my favorite Brit detective series or that George Carlin documentary, whether to make pizza or burritos tonight, whether to day trip to hike Mt. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1731","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1731","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1731"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1731\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1734,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1731\/revisions\/1734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}