{"id":1448,"date":"2022-02-05T20:29:41","date_gmt":"2022-02-06T04:29:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/?p=1448"},"modified":"2022-02-05T20:30:35","modified_gmt":"2022-02-06T04:30:35","slug":"ads-from-paradise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/2022\/02\/05\/ads-from-paradise\/","title":{"rendered":"Ads from Paradise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Screen-Shot-2022-02-05-at-4.49.55-PM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Screen-Shot-2022-02-05-at-4.49.55-PM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"407\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1449\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Screen-Shot-2022-02-05-at-4.49.55-PM.png 550w, https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Screen-Shot-2022-02-05-at-4.49.55-PM-300x222.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>Ads from Paradise<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">I was flipping<br \/>\nthrough the<br \/>\nClassified Ads<br \/>\nfrom Paradise<br \/>\nwhen I came<br \/>\nacross this:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">The Powers<br \/>\nThat Be<br \/>\nare looking for<br \/>\nVolunteers,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">for a demonstration<br \/>\nproject to<br \/>\nexhibit the<br \/>\ndevotion, the<br \/>\nadoration, the<br \/>\nbillowing clouds of<br \/>\nlove<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">The Creator-In-Chief<br \/>\nfeels for Creation.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Applicants<br \/>\nshould be<br \/>\ndeeply flawed,<br \/>\nburied to<br \/>\ntheir necks<br \/>\nin self-doubt and<br \/>\nthe conviction<br \/>\nthat they are<br \/>\nfatally infected<br \/>\nwith laziness, or<br \/>\nhabitually<br \/>\nshort-falling, or<br \/>\nunable to<br \/>\novercome<br \/>\nmultiplying variants of<br \/>\nself-inflicted<br \/>\nineptitude.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">I have already<br \/>\nsubmitted my<br \/>\napplication &#8211;<br \/>\nI\u2019m a shoo-in &#8211;<br \/>\nbut I am<br \/>\nassured that<br \/>\nno one<br \/>\nwill be turned<br \/>\naway.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">I\u2019m also told<br \/>\nthat with<br \/>\nthis demonstration<br \/>\nof the Divine<br \/>\nEmbrace,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">the Intention<br \/>\nis to overwhelm<br \/>\nany resistance<br \/>\nyou may have<br \/>\nto being<br \/>\ncelebrated for<br \/>\nbeing exactly<br \/>\nthe Screw-Up<br \/>\nyou are.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><em>(Photo by Sergio Gonzalez; Unsplash)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Ads from Paradise I was flipping through the Classified Ads from Paradise when I came across this: The Powers That Be are looking for Volunteers, for a demonstration project to exhibit the devotion, the adoration, the billowing clouds of love The Creator-In-Chief feels for Creation. Applicants should be deeply flawed, buried to their necks [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1448"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1448\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1451,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1448\/revisions\/1451"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}