{"id":1204,"date":"2021-10-18T11:22:53","date_gmt":"2021-10-18T18:22:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/?p=1204"},"modified":"2021-10-18T11:22:53","modified_gmt":"2021-10-18T18:22:53","slug":"cardiology","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegillard.com\/erleichda\/2021\/10\/18\/cardiology\/","title":{"rendered":"Cardiology"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>
\n <\/p>\n

Cardiology<\/strong><\/p>\n

I need a
\nconsult
\nwith my
\ncardiologist.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m thinking
\nwe should
\ndo a CT Scan
\nof my brain,
\nthen an
\nechocardiogram
\nof my heart.<\/p>\n

I\u2019d ask him
\nto look for
\nwhatever
\nis raising my
\nshould pressure
\nand constricting
\nthe free flow of
\nThe Mystery
\nto my vital
\norgans,
\nespecially my
\nimagination.<\/p>\n

High should pressure
\nwill damage
\nyour Soul.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s malignant
\nand may need
\nto be treated
\nby a team of
\nindolent
\ncircus clowns,<\/p>\n

skilled at
\ndiagnosing and
\nsurgically removing
\nsuperfluous
\nshoulds.<\/p>\n

Be forewarned:
\nIn extreme
\ncases
\na colonoscopy
\nmay be
\nrequired,
\njust to
\nloosen you up
\na bit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

  Cardiology I need a consult with my cardiologist. I\u2019m thinking we should do a CT Scan of my brain, then an echocardiogram of my heart. I\u2019d ask him to look for whatever is raising my should pressure and constricting the free flow of The Mystery to my vital organs, especially my imagination. High should […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t